occurred in the Reagan Crash of 1987; the money puts bought at $0.625 on October 16 were worth hundreds of dollars on October 19—if you could get the broker to pick up the telephone and trade them. (The editor had a client at Options Research, Inc. during that time who lost $57 million in three days and almost brought down a major Chicago bank; he had sold too many naked puts.) The most sophisticated and skilled traders in the world make their livings (quite sumptuous livings, thank you) trading options. Educated estimates have been made that as many as 90% of retail options traders lose money. That combined with the fact that by far it is the general public that buys (rather than sells) options should suggest some syllogistic reasoning to the reader. With these facts firmly fixed in mind, let us put options in their proper perspective for the general investor. Options have a number of useful functions, such as offering the trader powerful leverage. With an option, he can control much more stock than by the direct purchase of stock—his capital stretches much further. So options are an ideal speculative instrument (Exaggerated leverage is almost always a characteristic of speculative instruments.), but they can also be used in a most conservative way—as an insurance policy. For example, a position on the long security side may be hedged by the purchase of a put on the option side. (This is not a specific recommendation to do this. Every specific situation should be evaluated by the prudent investor with professional assistance as to its monetary consequences.) The experienced investor may also use options to increase yield on his portfolio of securities. He may write covered calls or naked puts on a stock to acquire it at a lower cost (e.g., he sells out of the money put options. This is a way of being long the stock; if the stock comes back to the exercise price, he acquires the stock. If not, he pockets the premium.) There are numerous tactics of this sort that may be played with options. Played because, for the general investor, the options game can be disastrous, as professionals are not playing. They are seriously practicing skills the amateur can never hope to master. Many floor traders, indeed, would qualify as idiot savants—they can compute the “fair value” of